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The most miss understood place in the USA due to all the trashy idiots on tv. New Jersey is not really like that don't judge a book by it's cover.
If you've never been to places in New Jersey like Caldwell, Montville, Trenton, Livingston, West Essex, Devor, and Springfield you can't judge New Jersey. Also if you haven't met all te people in New Jersey you can't judge people from New Jersey.
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A festering shit-hole located on the east coast. It's main dump is next to a major highway and brings forth a state-wide stench only comparable to the brotworst eating inhabitants' wet morning beer farts. It breeds some of the most worthless sub-human mutants on earth and is considered to be the unwashed crotch of the US. A place where the very word itself makes oneself puke in his soup, and gives children nightmares of disease infested, flea ridden prostitutes that overcharge.
"For crimes commited against humanity including 27 counts of rape, 90 counts of murder, 32 acts of piracy, and other crimes against humanity, I setence you for life imprisonment... In New Jersey"!
"KILL ME NOW! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"!
".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".
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The best fuckin' place ever.
Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new jersey. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you.
This is the true things you say bout us...
We have an accent, its better than yours.
We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well.
We do love bagles and pizza.
We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit.
As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly)
The untrue shit you bitches say...
We dont smell.
For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is.
We know how to drive...
you dont though.
When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better.
Cuz we dont care.
We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music.
Some of the most famous people live(d) here...
Bon Jovi, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Leno(this list could go on)
If you live in Jersey, Youll probley never leave.
If you live in south jersey, you say your from "SOUTH Jersey" same for north and central.
You also hate the people from the "other side"
Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin trash!!
Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.
"I'm from New Jersey.
I understand that tomorrow means a couple days
When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar
There's more strip clubs than gas stations
We dont JOG in the park,we SMOKE there
a "hot minute" means a long time
I sure as hell don't pump my own gas.
You always know WHERE THE WEED AT!
There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D
If we like you.. we share.. if not, then fuck you!
18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.
I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.
Everyone knows at least one girl who's a stripper
All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.
It's pork roll, not taylor ham or canadian bacon.
I go down to the shore not the beach
Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side
I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun
My second and third homes are the malls and wawa/7 11/welsh farms/sunrise parking lots
I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don't say "ya'll"
I judge people by what exit they are off the turnpike or the parkway.
I know 65mph really means 80.
My road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off
When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger
Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay
It's TRENTIN not Trenton
It's CAMDEM not Camden
When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.hahhah
I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos
North Jersey goes to Seaside.. Central Jersey goes to Belmar.. and South Jersey goes to Wildwood. duh.
I know what the exact definition of a "Benny" is.
Only place you dont have to use the "New" part and people will still know where you
are talking about. i.e. "Hampshire" wouldn't work, ya gotta say "New Hampshire" but
sayin just "Jersey" everyone knows.
The only state to have farms, beaches, cities, vacation resorts, mountains, and they are never any more than a 4 hour drive. Oh, and NYC and Philly are extremely close as well.
We have our own (invisible) border....there's South Jersey & North Jersey..if you're from either you can't stand the folks from the 'other' and you make it clear to say "I'M FROM (SOUTH/NORTH) JERSEY!"
To us the 'g' at the end of a word is silent..you know, what it ain't even there...I'm talkin' about takin' the 'g' outta our words...know what I'm sayin'?. If you don't there's no need for me to be talkin' to you anymore..go back to your own state!
I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best."
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first off can i just say that we dont pronounce it "joisey". its "jersey"
secondly we probably have the most in your face attitude in the world.
no we arent bitches, we just dont let anyone walk all over us.
unlike you other people we actually know how to drive.
and its not called the beach. its called the shore.
so fuck off.
loveeeeeeee <3
person: "where are you from?"
new jersey girl: "new jersey."
person: "oh, i can tell."
new jersey girl: "what the fuck is that supposed to mean."
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New Jersey Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio,
NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak"
NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place
In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better,
Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine
(Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige etc.)
Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include
Yo
Bro
Mad
Fuck
Shit
Word
Word up
Word is bond.. among others
Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to new york ,As new York Pays Nj To ship Garbage to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural.
Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here (The GodFather) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj.
Home to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As Seaside Heights ,Cape May or {Atantic City or Asbury Parkto name a few.
A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state
Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people redman, Jay From Jay and silent bob,Kevin Spacey,Meryl Streep, Zakk Wylde,Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To massive house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.
Some Guy:"You From New Jersey ?"
NJerseyian:"Fuck Off,Im mad late yo... Bitch"
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ok, theres alot to say about this DISGUSTING state. i live in NJ and it is embarassing to admit that. New Jersey is the most filthy, horrible, WHORE filled state you could EVER visit. all you see here are DIRTY beaches and grimy people. everybody is RUDE and closed minded. the people are usually unfriendly, ugly, steroid injecting, "drama" obessed townies. everybody looks EXACTLY alike; they all shop at 'bebe', 'Abercrombie & Fitch', and 'Hollister' because they are conforming elitist scum. everybody tries to be tough gangstas but they are just scared little bitches. it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a conversation about music or art because NJ people will be too busy talking about the gay ass episode of 'The OC' they saw last night, and go "OmG!1!!1, aDam BRodY is sO0o HawWt!". STFU whore!
the girls here are bitchy, mean, overly tanned sluts who have severe anger and self image problems. they die their hair like 50 thousand differnet shades of blonde and light brown (and it looks REALLY bad). all of them are UNINTELLIGENT posers who will sleep with anything that moves. NJ girls look exactly alike, its impossible to tell anyone apart.
NJ guys are so incredibly UNattractive. all of them are meat heads who inject steroids into their ass and play sports all day. they will put down anyone who is socially unacceptable or not involved in typical 'guy' things. they all wear the most ridiculous, crappy, clothes you will ever see (like tight ass shirts that show off their ARTIFICIAL MUSCLES and $200 jeans that look like they were attacked by a friggin dog because of the rips in them). there are no NJ guys worth looking at.
the people in new jersey are ALL the same, there is NO diversity whatsoever. if you dont like the yankees, talk a certain way, or spend $400,000 on a car you will be ousted from the group. another disgusting and embarassing thing about NJ is the Jersey Shore. this place makes me sooo mad. its basically the grimiest, bitch filled area you could ever go to. its just so DIRTY and there really are no good people who go there. its a slimy place where FRAT boys and SORORITY girls go to make complete asses out of themselves by getting drunk and contracting HIV from each other. its actually kinda of funny to watch because its so easy to make fun of them!
basically, NJ is a bad place where no one should go. i cant imagine why anyone would want to live/visit here on their own free will. theres nothing worth seeing. one piece of advice: STAY CLEAR AWAY FROM NJ! instead, go scrap your eyes out with a dull blade, it will be less painful.
New Jersey is a DIRTY place.
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the armpit of america due to location and general smelliness
ah crap, i have to visit my grandma who lives in new jersey
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