oyster fart

Descriptive term for the sound of semen and gas erupting from the anus after anal intercourse. Erutpions may also consist of several other liquids and cremes, some of these may include lubricants and sunscreens.

He filled up her bowels with his jizz, and she let out a huge oyster fart all over the cheap hotel sheets.

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oyster bed

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.

Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.

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pantie oyster

The yellow/white snot that appears on the undercarriage of a female's panties. Slight Tanginess. Can be compared to a fermented Anchovy left in the sun for 3 hours.

Sally pulled down her knickers and said 'oh man ,that's a massive pantie oyster'

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Oyster Boy

A boy who likes to lick or eat balls or testicles.

I really get off on my Oyster Boy licking my balls.

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Oyster Platter

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.

Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter

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Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

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blue oyster

In the NYC gay scene (no doubt elsewhere, as well) of the 1960-70s a "blue oyster" was the head of a very aroused penis, especially one that had been teased in various ways without orgasm for a long time. The glans takes on a cyanotic blue cast, probably do to the prolonged erection.

My girlfriend sure loves to eat blue oysters in cream-sauce.

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