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Payton's favorite shtick these days is his gay routine. He fusses his hair and talks like a girl only when he is alone, he says he is not gay, but he just doesn't want people to judge him. His favorite thing to do while he is alone is to run around his room naked and clap his cheeks on pillows.
Payton Peterson is gay.
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He is all that is man. Truly the very definition of all that is legendary. A man that holds themselves to a higher standard ex: The Perfect Gentleman.
Should you run across a Bryan Peterson in the wilderness be sure to have a Master Ball ready. Bryan Peterson's are generally every ladies dream guy, Not even the mighty Channing Tatum can be as perfect as the legendary Bryan Peterson.
"All guys I assholes, I want the perfect guy!"
Oh so you want a bryan peterson?
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To have been decepted by one's husband or wife, named for the Californian woman who was killed by her husband.
See how he tricked her into thinking that he would meet her but he really partied with strippers? She was so Laci Peterson!
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A male who displays many characteristics of a female. Sometimes called a pussy or a female reproductive system.
C'mon man! Stop being such a parker peterson and just ask her out on a date!
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The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.
"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"
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The most beautiful girl on earth.
Hailee Peterson is so gorgeous.
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