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The Plumber's Slouch occurs when someone's pants and shirt separate, usually when a person is bent over... giving everyone a view of the person's butt crack... but Plumber's Slouch allows you to refer to the situation without being overly graphic.
Please wear a longer shirt under your sweater, so you can avoid Plumber's Slouch every time you bend over. No one wants to see that!
When you nut so much it run down her ass crack
Last night i was fucking the wife she started Poking the Purple Plum and she ended up with a leaky plumber.
When you are soft, you put it in her butt.
I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!
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The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.
Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.
Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"
Person B: "Pathetic!"
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Another name for French Onion soup, as it sometimes resembles a clogged toilet.
That plumber's soup sure looks nasty.
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When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.
Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.
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Ordinary person who works hard, hard worker, tradesman, craftsman, down-to-earth person, worker
Paraphrased from a quote in a New York Times story about business travel in the late 1980s--
"now business executives travel in economy class with Joe the plumber using his frequent flier miles"
NOTE: If anyone has any questions about this entry, please let me know.
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