made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.
"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."
Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??
Friend:put it in already stop teasing me
Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* ๐
To get a blowjob in a weird place
She Porter Pottied me in a church van
A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!
Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.
awesome Imogen Porter
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Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter
Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter
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-to take a shit in a porter potty
I had to go so bad i took a porter poop!
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