pube tickling

The act of tickling or playing with your own pubic hair because you have nothing else to do; wasting time.

DM: Wha's Candace up to?
Jason: What ya think?
DM: F'ing pube tickling!

Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist

Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.

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Pube Beard

A beard made up of short, thin, usually curly hair. Resembles pubic hair. Typically grown by teenagers and men in their early 20s.

Did you see Steve's pube beard? It looks like pubes growing out of his face. He needs to shave that thing.

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pube-licks

Pube-licks
A Nick name for the grocery store "Publix" in the eastern United States. ThePube-licks Name seems to have come around in the 90's.

Yo! we are going to hit Pube-licks, you need something?

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face pubes

Hair which grows on the face after puberty hits. This is a slightly derogatory term for a beard, usually only used when a man's beard is patchy and won't come in full.

He's thinkin' so hard, he's strokin' his face pubes

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chin pubes

Clueless speak for sporadic facial hair often grown by teenage boys. So named because it looks like pubic hair of the face. Used to refer to the types who can't grow proper beards, and instead get tufts of hair which they try to arrange artistically.

"Hey dickwad, nice chin pubes"

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Thicket of Pubes

Plethora of hair in pubical region, thus improving pheremoniums to attract female of hobo species. Term Origin: Craig Ferguson pubes thicket

My thicket of pubes is certainly becoming unruly.