Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

Read Possession

The percentage of time you actually read during study hours.

Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"

Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"

Read the Paper

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'

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arthur read

the ardvark from arthur wirh the glasses and the fist.

me: arthur read is a hubba bubba hunk of a man.

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read the thread

When the question has already been answered.

"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."

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Reading FC

Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.

Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.

Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.

Super Reading,
Super Reading FC,
We are by far the Greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

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Binge read

to read a book (most times for school) in the course of a day. Most times when you were given a long period of time to read the book in the first place.

I procrastinated on reading "The Homecoming" so I had to binge read it.

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