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THE BEST TEAM TO EVER PLAY IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE! Has theb best running back of all time in LaDainian Tomlinson!
Mommy, what is the best and worst team of all time?
Honey, the best team is the San Diego Chargers, and everyone knows the worst team is the Oakland Raiders!
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Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.
I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
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After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.
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The San Diego Sidewinder (n) Is the act of randomly walking up to someone and kicking them in the testicals as hard as you can.
I just gave that retarded guy a mean San Diego Sidewinder.
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An attractive person from either Baltimore, Washington DC, or Philadelphia. Or any of the other Top Ten Cities with the Ugliest People.
Person 1: That girl is a solid 9.
Person 2: Yeah in Baltimore, but if we were in San Diego she'd be a 4. She's San Diego Ugly.
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The act of kicking a random person in the nuts as hard as you can
I just gave that fat guy a mean san diego sidewinder
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When one deliberately loads up on Chipotle/Taco Bell before anal sex, for the express purpose of creating a mudslide of feces forcing anal evacuation after an awesome pounding.
David Ramos is the master of Dirty San Diegos, I could barely walk to the bathroom to clean up!
A very disturbing sexual move. The move is similar to the "Alabama Hot Pocket" except the male defecates in the female's vagina while she is menstruating, and then finishing off by ejaculating inside of the feces.
This was deemed the "San Diego Enchilada" for it's origin, and it's similarity to an enchilada. The feces act as the ground meat, the menstrual blood as the enchilada sauce, and the semen as the sour cream.
Did you hear that Jack gave Jill a San Diego Enchilada? It's been a week and she still smells like a pile of rotting fish.
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