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Caucasian Saturday is a holiday that occurs on every Saturday the 14th, the day after a friday the 13th. On this day it is customary to drink the alcoholic beverage that this day is named for, the caucasian. Also known as a White Russian, the Caucasian consists of vodka, coffee liquor, and cream.
Person 1: Why have you consumed 10 White Russians today, brother?
Person 2: Duuude! Its Caucasian Saturday! Grab a glass!
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A so-called extra measure of punishment flaunted by commonly blinded insensitive burnt-out figures held in educative authority. This punishment requires the offending student to go out of their way in the free time they have at the start of their weekend and spend two or so hours at their school doing what the attending teacher requires them to do.
From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.
It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.
I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.
If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
Teacher: Jimmy, that's two lates in a week. You have a Saturday detention starting at 11 am.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
early Saturday (or Friday) is a term used for of us who can arrange a long weekend around our work commitments.
Please don't contact me tomorrow, its early Saturday!
A person who has sex with another as a last resort, when thier original plans don't work out.usually happens in a saturday
I was Magdalena's Saturday saviour when her three way did't work out.
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Taking a fat chick home from the bar for intercourse.
A:What'd the hot chick say?
B:Told me to get lost.
A:Look, there's a fat chick for ya!
B:It's another 'buffalo Saturday'.
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An addition to full send.
Send It Saturday is the day meant for shenanigans no sane person dare attempt.
These stunts are usually performed while heavily under the influence, or if you're just a crackhead.
"Yo dude it's send it Saturday... what're we going to do"
"Smoke till our lungs hurt and pray we wake up tomorrow my man"
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n. a weekly holiday from feelings of shame, regret, or remorse, but not from consequences. No Shame Saturday can be observed between midnight and midnight or wake up to sleep, depending on the observers preference with the stipulation that the time frame must be established by 11:59 PM on Friday. Other variation on the holiday include No Shame November, and No Shame Semester (the final semester of a college student's senior year).
Person 1: You just vommed in that bush! You're disgusting!
Person 2: You can't make my feel bad about that; it's No Shame Saturday!
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