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Schmuck

N. a foolish/ contemptible person and or complete fucking werido that send pictures of his jizz on their chest.

Noah riddle is the biggest schmuck.

by Hunter.smitty June 10, 2022


Schmuck

Schmuck means someone being an idiot at all times, even before time

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Always being an idiot like a schmuck

by C rhino October 05, 2020


Schmuck

origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)

I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck

by Anthinda Droulas September 04, 2017


Schmuck

a person who catches feelings easily

Nick is such a schmuck he just met this girl.

by feelingcatcher473 November 06, 2021


Schmuck

Verb

To continue masturbating, even after you've ejaculated and the penis has gone flaccid, often without control of one's actions.

"What has John been upto? Haven't seen him in a while."
"He's running a 4 hour Schmucking streak, leave him be."

by gunkwizard35 March 22, 2024


schmuck

An idiot that pisses you off so much and u cant be bothered to shout at them so,you call them a schmuck.

"Oh shut up you schmuck"

by ThatFulaKiddo January 16, 2021


Schmuck

Steve

Send me your email ya schmuck!

by Noobieboobie69 August 31, 2021