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A selfish woman who only cares about money.
Tries to criticize other mom's while she let her own son end up face down in a river.
Shannon also tries to criticize other parrot owners while she feeds her Scarlet Macaw gummy bears and Oreos.
Shannon killed 11 parrots with Clorox cleaners
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Shannon is a very nice girl. Also very sexy and has a nice figure. She has nice brown eyes that everyone would want to have. Shannon is also a bit goofy when it comes to her singing silly songs.
Hey I love Shannon so much she’s the best!
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Shannon means old river in Latin or some other language that I don't know.
Shannon is a nice person
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A Shannon is a wizard of love. A Shannon typically has an enormous behind and daring bedroom eyes.
Damn! Did you see that Shannon?
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Guys wanna date her, girls wanna be her. She's the perfect girl in EVERYONE'S eyes
"Look. That girl over there? She's DEFINITELY a Shannon! Like for sure!"
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A nerdy and overweight girl with a speech impediment. She is a habitual hoarder who has a problem of leaving large "surprises" in the toilet which you can smell from down the hall. She is the best roommate ever... not.
Who is that fat girl over there? She smells funny... Must be a Shannon.
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An amazing girl who LOVES Twilight star Robert Pattinson, the colour green, the singer Adele, and the primary school subject Spelling. Not forgetting the adorable endangered African animal, the cheetah. Shannon has an IQ of Albert Einstien (VEERY SMART) and is a ridiculously good friend. Stick by her and she will make you life full. She is your sun on rainy days. Who comes and shines on you bright always having a compliment.
A Shannon is generally a brunette with dark eyes. She has a maturity of an adult. But with her young friends she can go crazy! A Shannon is a person who will stick with you and won't let you go.
1: Wow, your so lucky to have a Shannon.
2: Yeah. She's such a Shannon.
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