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to cs (comitt suicide) and look back on those you love
I cant wait to paint the sky tonight
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"Sky cake" is a theorized heavenly confection promised to crude people in return for their overall better behavior. The actual dessert proposed to these people can vary; if two crude people discover that they were each promised different treats in the hereafter, they may attempt to destroy one another.
A metaphor for religion from Patton Oswalt's stand-up "My Weakness is Strong".
"You believe in sky baklava? No! No, I believe in sky cake! There can only be sky cake! RRRRRRRRRR"
"We've got countries blowing each other to smithereens over sky cake."
"Oh, sky cake. Why are you so delicious?"
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Sky Sailing is Adam Young's OLD Pre-Owl City project. It consists of mainly laid-back and acoustic songs. It has recently been released to the public. Any Adam Young / Owl City fans should check this out!
Sky Sailing uses NO AUTO-TUNE! It doesn't sound like Owl City. It's much more beautiful.
Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.
Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.
Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!
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The act of climbing the outside of the dividing wall of a public toilet and dropping a duece on an unsuspecting person who is also defocating. This can be dangerous and should be performed with a spotter to avoid injury and should also involve a hasty escape route.
see also Hot Carl Bomb
Garreth was walking through the airport when suddenly his legs cramped and lost all strength. He knew what was coming and it wouldn't be pretty. He hastened to the lavatory, quickly laid down the paper seat, and dropped his trousers. Before he actually made contact with the paper-protected plastic, liquid hot magma sprayed the back of the bowl. As his quivering hamstrings regained their control, Garreth felt relieved and reached for the toilet paper to begin his ascent from the public bowl, and thats when he saw it; a white pimply ass perched over the top of the stall. In pre-wiped frozen horror, he watched as the intruding ass released 12 inches of unholy fecal rope that splatted down onto his right knee. Damn it! If not for the pre-diarrhea leg cramp weakness, he would have been able to avoid this sky shit. On top of everything else, cleaning up his soiled leg took too much time and Garreth missed his connecting flight.
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Awesome hit single by Serj Tankian (I know it's not a single but that's what I thought)
Everybody knows
Everybody knows
That you cradle the sun (sun)
Living in remorse
Sky is over
Indicating a particulariy fine day for weather. The sky being a single bright blue, punctuated with the occasional cloud, as in the hit cartoon; The Simpsons.
Wow! Weve got a real Simpsons' sky day today lets make the most of it.
Geopolitical area unaffected by the threat of nuclear warfare.
You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky.
– Rep. Clay Higgins