Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.
"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
Nutting on someone while they are passed out.
The girlfriend was in the mood last night, so I gave her the Cosby Sprinkler.
A penis that urinates in a sprinkle-like fashion.
There was piss on the bathroom floor because of Justin's dick sprinkler.
Swinging your noodle whilst splattering Alfredo on your partner.
She enjoyed an Alfredo sprinkler with dinner.
A chelsey hass.... one who is defined as a person who spits when they talk, or just tries way to hard to be cool, and has a swagger of a nerd.
A girl named Chelsey Hass. sammy sprinkler
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A Ballerina Sprinkler, is when a man stands on someones lawn, with his pants down, hands together, stretched out and extended above his head, spinning around like a ballerina, while urinating on everything within reach.
Hey look! Our neighbors grass appears to be dying. perhaps we should go over there and give the lawn a ballerina sprinkler.
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