Summit Hill Junior High

A boof ass school full of hoes, potheads, trannies, and pedophiles.

Bob: Yoo remember Mr. Mecher from summit hill Junior High bro
Mike: yeah dude he was funny as hell
Bob: Yeah bro he groomed some girl and got sent to jail
mike: nigga what

John Summit

The Best DJ Alive

♫♪♪ I get this feeling
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you aaaaaaaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeee ♪♪

Tiësto: Did you hear John Summit's new song, "Where You Are?"

Avicii (from Heaven): Yes
DJ Khaled: GOD DID

Summit commentary

A person who hasn’t made good content in ages

Guy 1: hey that Alex guy hasn’t made good content in ages
Guy 2: yeah he’s being a real summit commentary right now

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!