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A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.
Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.
Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!
Susan will f$ck you up!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!
Remember that time
You picked up a black eyed Susan.... oh wait what you didn’t....
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An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.
STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
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A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.
Kavanaugh thought he'd order a whiskey for himself, and a Susan Collins for his new mistress.
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Susan LaBaw works at Riverfront Middle School located in Florence, New Jersey. She’s been working there for over 60 years and has not retired. Many people view her as an idol, or just a teacher. She has won multiple awards such as Best Teacher of the Decade, Oldest Woman in New Jersey, and last but certainly not least, Loudest Talker. Local citizens around Florence have made it clear that the awards were too specific to hand out, but Susan did not hesr over his loud talking.
Jack Manifold: Hey Susan LaBaw! How are you-
Susan LaBaw: WHAT? YOU STILL NEED TO HAND IN YOUR ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST YEAR, JACK MANIFOLD.
A woman who props up the patriarchy, undermining other women for a pat on the head or some small sliver of the spoils. A woman who puts preservation of white supremacy over respect and equal rights for women.
What a Susan Collins, she's such a Susan Collins, ugh what a Susan Collins move.
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A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT
I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT
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