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When one partner puts one hand on their hip and puts the other out like they are the little tea pot with their hand flat. They then do the teapot tipping motion inserting “spout” hand into the other partner.
Yo man, I was teapotting this slutty ass bitch last night and she squirted all over!
Definition of o.l teapot If you piss off o.lteapot he will use his mma skills and kidnap your African kids
When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
When ones attitude or tone is getting hostile or angry, About to reach boiling point. A person needs their teapot of an attitude to simmer down before reaching boiling point.
When Wesley comes at me all crazy with his tone, I tell him simmer down teapot.
A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
A MISSISSIPPI term for :
frozen juice inside of a plastic cup (may or may not have a gummy worm in it)
Aye go ta ms. Willy b house and get me. Teapot
A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself
Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.