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A person who gets romantically involved with someone else, but right from the start has no intention of staying around, despite all appearances to the contrary.
When Jake proposed, George was more than happy to say yes. As a love-tourist, George wanted to try out the full range of experiences that Jake offered - despite knowing that he'd be off on his next love-holiday in a week.
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When you are fucking a girl and "accidentally" let it slip into her ass and when she says something you pretend you don't speak English.
Girl 1: "Johnny and I were going at it doggy-style when he slipped it in my ass and pretended he only spoke German"
Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."
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When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.
I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.
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When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your hometown soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.
"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."
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A country other than your own which is purposefully advertised as an enticing place to live in, but in reality it's just a crime-infested dump. Once you're there you realize you spent 1000 $ on a plane ticket because of misleading ads, but it's already too late-your passport has been stolen, and you end up abducted and raped and, subsequently, in some cases, even murdered. In the happiest scenario, you will have to deal with the trauma of wasting so much money on tourism agencies and airplanes.
Angela : How is Natalie? Is she back from Spain yet?
Bob : She's gone missing for two months now..
Angela : That place is such a tourist trap.
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A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.
While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.
Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.
Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.
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When a man sticks his nose up a girls ass while in a 69 position and shoots snot rockets up her poop-hole.
I couldn't breathe so I had to give my girl a romanian tourist
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