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When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling
Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip
Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.
"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"
To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."
Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.
Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.
when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”