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Dick Typing

A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".

Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?

Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.

by p1st0r August 10, 2010

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Nigger Typing

A lazy form of sentence structure composed of abbreviations and watered down wording. Usually found in youtube comments, facebook, and any message board on the internet.

Nigger Typing: "Yo dAt Transformers 2 is gr8 man. Y u hatin son? I luv dat shit. Any1 who DoNt agree is a biTch ass ho nigga son. 420"

English Translation: "I thought Transformers 2 was a good movie."

by dvdcrazy6 June 8, 2010

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gusset typing

female masturbation

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"

by andy August 31, 2003

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Typing Spree

When typing an essay or paper for school/work you may get bored or distracted and type random words/letters completly off topic of the paper just to take a break. This is called a typing spree. what you type when in a typing spree may be influenced by a song you are listening to or an event that happend earlier that day.

Note: the words in a typing spree are usually deleted after the writer realizes what he typed made no sense and that he was just really bored so he randomly typed to cure his boredom.

History Essay

The most famous person in history is often controversal, but i believe it is the...... mister kitty couldn't attack the one mouce so he flew to the desert for many stuff like fish

-A Typing Spree has occured here because the writer was talking about history but ended up talking about a cat and desert, and to everyone except the writer this makes no sense-

by redfroggy October 5, 2009

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Ghetto Typing

When people on websites decide it's cool to type in sporadic uppercase, in such a way that it looks like their Caps Lock is broken.

"I aM So HeLlA GhEtTo... mII boii Iz sO GaNgStA. -Ghetto Typing

by nDante January 22, 2009

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R-Type

A decent yet overrated shooter.

The story: The evil Bydo aliens threaten to take over Earth. Only some guy in a fighter called the R-9 can destroy the Bydo and save the planet.

The gameplay: The game introduces a unique item called a force pod. It can be attatched to the front or back of the ship and can fire secondary weapons and absorb bullets. It can be detached from the ship allowing it to hit hard-to-reach places with its own bullets. This game series is very difficult and requires intense memorization skills.

R-Type Leo is my favorite R-Type game even though it has different gameplay from other games in the series.

by gs68 July 8, 2004

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type cast

To presume that an actor or actress will assume a character akin to that for which they have previously become famous. A good example is Matt Le Blanc. Having become so famous for his laid back, butt of all jokes character Joey in the tired US comedy Friends, it becomes hard to take him seriously in any other type of role.

Mike: Shall we rent 'Lost in Space'?

James: (hysterical laughter) Look, it's Joey on the cover trying to look hard!

Mike: Yeah, I guess he has been type cast

by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008

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