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The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"
CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."
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A show about gay alien space rocks that came to earth one day. One of them had a baby with human(the bisexual one) and make Steven. De good alien space rock try save earth but de bad one dont.War happenes and.... (theres a plot twist)
Good show would recommend to anyone who needs a good depression.
Steven Universe is Gay.
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The university of taking your money whilst shoving its fist up your arse.
Believes that every disciplinary matter should be solved by issuing the student with a hefty fine (regardless of blame), and that every item sold on the campus should cost at least twice as much as anywhere else.
Also believes that by making students pay £450 for a year's parking permit, the university is somehow going to single-handedly save the environment. (this is a load of bollocks - the money goes to fund the VC's collection of Bentleys).
Amusingly, the VC's name is Nigel Thrift.
I was charged £1.30 for a bottle of water. Got anally fisted by the University of Warwick again.
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Kick ass university in Lennoxville, Quebec, all the cool kids go there. It was also the location where the movie The Covenant was filmed.
Person 1: I wanna go to Bishop's University.
Person 2: Who doesn't? That school is so awsome.
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The highest place of education for anyone who has the possibility to be a clown
Person 1: OMG I GOT INTO CLOWN UNIVERSITY
Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask
An imaginary school where someone is said to go if they are really bad at something, generally a sport or activity. Often shortened to TU.
"Hey do you know if Trent's any good at ping pong?"
"Nah, he belongs at Trash University."
When a person (or perhaps alien), group of people (or aliens), or organization has complete control of the entire universe. Basically world domination, but on a MUCH larger scale.
Universal Domination is pretty much impossible.