When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.
I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.
pronounced: yap vak-yoom
1. (noun) An area in which there is little or no sign of aidual interference, such as a library or a studio booth, or any area where there is uninterrupted silence.
2. (noun) An occurrence when one diverts surrounding individuals' attention to oneself.
3. (noun) An area that naturally causes change in one's morale, whether negative or positive, causing silence simultaneously during the process.
(1) "It's too loud here to study. Let's find a yap vacuum."
(2) The sudden outbreak of vulgar word exchange quickly became a yap vacuum.
(3) "This place brings back many bad memories. It's such a yap vacuum."
The art of taking the vacuum hose and shoving it up the girl's pussy while on and then once finished, open the vacuum bag and enjoy the insides of vaccuumed girl.
Bro, Sally let me give her the Virginia Vacuum last night! WOW did it taste good!
Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven
Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum
A hicky that one gives oneself, since they are too pathetic to even get a hicky from another person.
My younger brother gave himself ANOTHER vacuum hicky. He swears it was an accident. I swear he wants to look like a skanky hoe.
Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl
My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!
Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes
fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum