Rave Viking

Rave viking. Some say one of the only men in history able to stand up to the incredible Chuck Norris.

Both have extreme powers, which have never been tested. Some say that if these two mega powers clashed, the world would end.

One day we shall find out..

One day

Rave viking vs Chuck Norris AKA Armageddon

Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.

Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.

Do a viking

To wake up and have sex or masturbate after 2 am, like the vikings did where they slept 4 hours then ate and had sex before sleeping 4 more hours.

1. "I just had a viking last night. "

2. "I had to give myself a viking last night."

3. "Wanna do a viking?"

Stealth Viking

When one has the body mass of a Viking and the ability to move silently like a ninja. Makes sneak attacks far more devastating

Kyle: Zach is such a huge guy! How does he move like that?

Mozer: He's a Stealth Viking, dude.

Kyle: Put a bell on him!

Nigger Viking

A joke

The first Vikings were niggers is a funny story to nigger up the world it's really sad. Nigger Viking

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viking noodles

slang for guts/intestines

Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road!

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viking game

Similar to regular game. Viking game is the art of picking up girls Unlike regular game viking game involves the use of physical prowess rather than pickup lines or social interaction.

You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"

You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.

"If I keep working out I might be able to viking game a real hottie!"

"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."

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