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While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.
Rave viking. Some say one of the only men in history able to stand up to the incredible Chuck Norris.
Both have extreme powers, which have never been tested. Some say that if these two mega powers clashed, the world would end.
One day we shall find out..
One day
Rave viking vs Chuck Norris AKA Armageddon
To wake up and have sex or masturbate after 2 am, like the vikings did where they slept 4 hours then ate and had sex before sleeping 4 more hours.
1. "I just had a viking last night. "
2. "I had to give myself a viking last night."
3. "Wanna do a viking?"
The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.
Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.
The first Vikings were niggers is a funny story to nigger up the world it's really sad. Nigger Viking
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slang for guts/intestines
Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road!
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Similar to regular game. Viking game is the art of picking up girls Unlike regular game viking game involves the use of physical prowess rather than pickup lines or social interaction.
You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"
You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.
"If I keep working out I might be able to viking game a real hottie!"
"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."
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