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wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.
have you seen Wades Grandma.. what a GILF
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An extremely talented player. He's very explosive and can easily get to the basket. Doesn't get the respect he deserves because espn and other faggots are too busy riding LeBron James' nuts like starved squirrels.
Dwayne Wade is a young Michael Jordan.
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The amazing "Flash", an extremely talented offensive player, and an underrated defensive player (averages 1.2 blocks a game). D-Wade is underrated. He gets to the hoop and always finishes. He gets to the free throw line. He puts up huge numbers every night.
"Oh man, that Heat-Lakers game was sick"
"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."
"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"
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One of the stupidest basketball players to ever make it to the NBA. I hope he dies.
Friend 1: Chris has been acting stupid lately.
Friend 2: Like dwayne wade?
Friend 1: No, not that stupid.
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A small-dicked asshole he likes to pretend he's a hardass cause he dips. Has a side chode with every meal. Also sucks at drawing and is even worse at lacrosse.
Woah that T Wade sure likes chode with his steak.
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an awesome skater who after Thrill Of It All went local and just skated Sydney for fun.
Matt Mumford and Wade Burkitt are awesome Sydney skaters.
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The sweetest gentleman you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be prepared to laugh! He comes with all of the jokes. Has a smile brighter than most people’s future. Will occasionally, and by occasionally I mean almost daily, let you know how special you are and how lucky you are to know him. Don’t fuck with Wade Alexander though, do him wrong and you’ll never be allowed inside again. If you know a Wade Alexander, keep them close because they’re as rare as the last time a depressed person took a shower. He’s a badass and will try anything at least once. Loves family and his friends and most of all, music. Never give up on him because he will surprise you everyday and you will never be bored of seeing his beautiful face. Imagine your hero but with some of the best hair in the world, that’s Wade Alexander.
Someone: what is he doing!!?
Mary: he’s being Wade Alexander, you can’t expect anything less!