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Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.
I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper
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The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!
John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!
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Wiping ones jizz on a wall and leaving it there to clomp
Andrew is a jizz wall wiper because he's a red face fuck
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A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.
The reverse windshield wiper is a fun way to get rid of dingleberries.
i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.
-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.
A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."
The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?
Dude: Fuck yeah!!
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