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Cheap designer imposter cologne, usually worn in excessive amounts.
1. If you like Ralph Lauren's "Polo" then you'll love Designer Imposter's "Bathroom Polo"
2. "Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo." ~Carrie Underwood
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1.A completely wet room located in stores. All the stalls' doors are bashed in like Jean Claude Van Damme was in there. The most disgusting things are written in there. And there is always a girls phone number on the wall.
2.A six foot tall guy in a bunny suit
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When you can't smoke weed in the common area of an apartment for some reason or another, (EX: smoke alarms, bitchy roommates, etc) you and your stoner buddies have to take the bowl to the bathroom and towel the door so the smell doesn't overtake the whole apartment.
Man, me and Phil were about to light up a bowl in the TV room, but Cody got home from work early and insisted that Phil and I have a bathroom sesh so as not to get the apartment all stanky.
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Time to rock the bathroom, tape the simpsons, this is gonna take awhile...
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Short, poetic like inscriptions scribbled with sharpie marker on bathrooms stalls/walls, that are appropriately of toilet humor nature. Bathroom poetry can be found in the restroom facilities of gas stations, campgrounds, bus depots, schools and airports, with the most original works done by the cleverest of bathroom patrons. Great for something to read while pinching one off.
Bathroom Poetry:
"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."
"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."
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A man who regularly leaves the work area "to use the bathroom" accompanied by his mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence.
Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".
"Hey Johnny, it's really busy today, I'm having a hard time keeping up with all these walk in repairs, have you seen dippy or sippy?"
"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"
A contest in which roommates do not flush the toilet after defecating such that the feces piles up in a manner similar to the building of the tower in the game of jenga. The loser is the one who either gives in first and flushes the toilet or resorts to doing his or her business outside.
Bill and Tommy played a game of bathroom jenga that lasted for three weeks. It ended in a draw when DHS was called and the house was condemned.