Bed boar

During sleep with your girlfriend or boyfriend, one partner subconciously keeps the other one awake by pushing the other to the edge of the bed, taking all the pillows and blankets, and snoring like a wild pig.

"Man you were such a bed boar last night, pushin me off the bed and snorting all night!"

bed time

A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59 depending on age, gender, marital status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the tome one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.

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Bed-Stuy

A 'hood in the BK. That is, a neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York.

Short for Bedford-Stuyvesant. Only reporters call it that, especially when reporting news on gentrification or terrible murders.

Biggie Smalls, the Notorious B.I.G. was from Bed-Stuy.

It's pretty rough up there so it used to have the slogan:

BED-STUY DO-OR-DIE

A: Where do you live?
B: Bed-Stuy.
A: Oh. (slight terror)

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musical beds

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.

That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.

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tulip bed

A coffin

"Lay low at the bottom of a tulip bed, they know Ruby gone out on a useless thread"

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Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

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monster bed

A large amount of people sleeping in one bed.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

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