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A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.
you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid
kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction
kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"
kimothy explodes into a clear bile
Give Anthony money and u will feel better instantly, (moms credit card number heals u faster)
Anthony has money! I’m cured! Sickness cure!
Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.
I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !
The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.
Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.
When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.
I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!