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The effect of the violent purging of liquid shit from the back passage, which leaves a 'splattering' of crap on the back of the toilet bowl, not dissimilar from a type of exterior wall coating.
For maximum effect the 'pebble dasher' requires a significant amount of 'wind' in their system and must strain hard whilst simultaneous holding their ring piece closed (with hands if required). Once enough pressure has built up the opening of the ring piece will allow the pebble dashing to occur.
Pebble dashers should note that one school of thought maintains that given extreme straining, the material exiting the rear can potentially achieve super sonic velocities, momentarily creating a shock wave that can tear the ring piece. Their advice is therefore not to strain too hard!
I never pebble dash at home, only in mates houses.....and then leave it!
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When u escape or run away from a school without looking back and you might possibly get a lock lecture later
I’m shocked I haven’t Gabi dashed out of school yet
When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself
Man I barely made it to the bathroom at work I had to do the dump dash all the way there
Running from one airport gate to another in a nearly hopeless attempt to catch a flight. The cardiac dash is almost always done dragging along carry on baggage and is frequently performed by an overweight passenger who's only other exercise is masterbating to porn when the wife goes to bed. A successful cardiac dash ends with the passenger making the flight and not being shipped back home in a body bag.
Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.
Noun. A supply of cash kept in reserve on a date or other outing, to be used in the event that you need to end the date with haste and have unmet financial obligations.
There can be many circumstances necessitating a speedy exit, such as a medical emergency or a forgotten prior commitment, but the primary use of dash cash is to escape from a blind date in which the other party has misrepresented himself or herself in an unforgivable way.
"I had a date with a girl that I met on OK Cupid. She was witty, funny, and her pictures (full body) showed that she was attractive and had pleasing proportions.
When we met, she was EASILY 100 lbs heavier. I poker faced it for two drinks, and then said "yea, that Halloween party your pictures were from looked pretty awesome."
Her reply? "Oh yea, that was 11th grade!!! What a crazy night!"
I told her that it was unfair to misrepresent one's self like that with pictures that were 7-8 years old, dropped {dash cash} on the bar and split."
A word use when in a quick burst of speed is needed.
We got no time! Lets Just Busta Nigga Dash
ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
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