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doodle god

The world's greatest game; However exclusively played by nerds, neeks and freaks. Dedicate a whole week to solving this.

Person 1: Man, I completed Doodle God!

Person 2: You nerd, dude! (Damn, I'm almost there)

by WHATCHA<3 October 29, 2010

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Tojo Doodles

The art of anime/ manga. The term derived from the name Hideki Tojo, the 40th prime minister of Japan and perpetrator of the attacks on Pearl Harbor. Tojo was later used as racist term for those of Japanese decent.

Doodling is to scribble or draw poorly.

Hence poorly drawn Japanese cartoons.

Did you see those nerds reading their filthy Tojo Doodles.

by Curtis Lemar April 6, 2010

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oogling the doodlings

v. Unprovoked scrutinization of one's fingers, often while fingers are in motion. Related to checking the digits.

Charlotte: "I don't understand how Anne gets so much amusement out of looking at her fingers."
Emily: "Pssh, I've caught you oogling the doodlings plenty of times."

by flammable_hammable March 23, 2010

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ham doodle

a stinky little rabbit who always goes to the strip club with his little doodle flopping loose just to make the point of a cheese maniac

i saw a freaky ass ham doodle at the strip club yesterday

by jimmy hendrix November 9, 2007

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phone doodling

When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.

Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"

by axkiocjg577 June 22, 2009

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yankee doodles

The anxiety one feels upon overhearing someone say something 'patriotic' that in reality, is terrifying.

The political heebie-jeebies.

"Usually I can just tune out Dale's rants about China but when he suggested Glen Beck run for president I got the yankee doodles."

Marcia: I might have voted for John McCain but there was just something in his smile that gave me the yankee doodles.

Louis: You base who you vote for off of their smiles? It's people like you who insist on beauty pageant elections that give me the yankee doodles.

by Bughat June 1, 2010

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Jumping the Doodle

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.

An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Reginald Vasquz June 18, 2010