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A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!
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Somebody who everybody else talks to in order to get a girlfriend. Named a fairy because normally the people who end up with them get laid by complete fucking magic.
I thought I was the practice girl. Turns out I was the GIRLFRIEND FAIRY!
*YEEEEEAH*
A salesmen who throws otherpeople under the bus to protect his mustache!
Russell the salesman sits at westtar drinking a hot cup of coffee while he blames other workers that he works with. so the customer will not relize that he is the cause of most of the drama!
the filter fairy broke libertys door while acting like a spoiled little bitch
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A person who is overly positive about things. Too positive to the point where they can not act accordingly to the situation they are in.
They often have a lot of bottled up emotions, that they try to hide from themselves by fooling themselves to stay positive/happy.
1. I have heard that john is a giggly fairy.
2. Stop being such a giggly fairy.
3. I'm sorry I'm such a giggly fairy.
A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.
Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.
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The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.
"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."
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A mythical creature who visits women and, with the wave of a wand, endows big knockers.
"Did you see that new chick in Accounts? The Tit Fairy certainly paid her a visit!"
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