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mattress firm

A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free

I live in Mattress Firm because I’m poor.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018


Plump and Firm

the desired effect of excess exercises targeting your ass. For example a toned gluteus maximus that still has a definite shape.

Those 400 meter lunge walks were killer, but at least i know im on my way to that plump and firm greatness.

by plumpandfirm May 10, 2011


Firm Handshake

Acknowledgement of a commendable act.

John walked the elderly person across the busy intersection. Firm handshakes.

by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019


Firm flop

An erection

I had to use my binder to hide the firm flop whilst I walked to class

by E_daddy304 July 28, 2024


firmed

making a dick hard or having experience making a dick hard/firm

damn your girl really firmed him up!

by MeepMorpZeep January 30, 2021


firm grasper

(n); One who grasps a prolapsed anus in such a way that it represents Patrick Star telling Squidward Tentacles to "firmly grasp" a jellyfishing net.

Dude, we had severe anal and I couldn't help but be a firm grasper and put her in extreme pain and pleasure.

by firmgrasper February 6, 2014