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Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.
He cleaned up for Friday night but by Monday morning he had cock itch.
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The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.
Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.
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The Forbidden itch sometimes occurs when you are hit with the strong urge to itch your penis while inside a woman. One performs the Forbidden itch by inserting a finger into the woman's anus and itching your meat sword. It is very satisfying and is the mark of a truly resourceful man.
Oh Man, I was really given it to Sharon hard last night doggy style, when my dick got super itchy. I slid one in her pooper and gave my mini me a good scratch, the Forbidden Itch is the best bro.
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Similar to Jock itch, but happens after jacking off and not cleaning up.
(Bill itching his crotch.)
Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.
Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.
Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.
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A prank that is funny but also is a kinda not.
:yeetus: say gabe itches 10 times fast :me: ok gabeitches gabeitches :me: oh wait :yeetus: *epicly dabs to the sunset*
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