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Shit, this food tastes po kris.
How'd it go, did you manage to fix your car?
- No, it's po kris
When u got scratches and scars all over your hands.
"Damn why you got so many scars on your hands?"
"Oh it's that Kris Core!"
Kristopher Versteeg was born May 13, 2986 in Lethbridge, AB, CAN. He plays right wing, and shoots right. On June 9, 2010, he won the Stanley Cup with the Chicago Blackhawks. On June 30, 2010, he was traded to the Toronto Maple Leafs. In addition to playing hockey, he has a passion for singing/rapping in public, this was evident when he sung Fergie's Glamorous on Mouthpiece Sports. Also, at the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks' victory parade, he performed a short self-written rap. He and his fellow former teammate, Patrick Kane performed "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" at the Campbell For Kids Texas Hold'em event.
Guy: Did you see Kris Versteeg's opening goal at the 2009 Winter Classic at Wrigley Field against the Detroit Red Wings?
Girl: The question is have you seen his rendition of Glamorous by Fergie?
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A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)
"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"
Top lad from humberside. No chat, cant close and unable to grow a beard. Always banging on about Canada.
Eh, ginger Kris keeps talking about this good lookin gal, but can't even close a door.
The main character and the one we can control on DELTARUNE, a game created by the well known indie developer Toby fox, who is also known because of UNDERTALE, another game he created and that made internet go boom
Kris is a silent character, with an unknown gender that is the leader in the party, they also seem to know about our existence and they are probably about to kick our asses when they leave us
Guy 1: Alright, i've finished DELTARUNE, oh look an extra scene
Kris pulls his soul out*
Guy 1: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FU-
true kris deltarune moment
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The winner of American Idol 2009!!!! And also the guy who made an AWESOME remix of "Heartless".
Also, some dude's name.
whoa-- u sing like that guy who won american idol... uh oh yah Kris Allen.
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