bare laid

To have intercourse once or more in one night. "Bare" originates from the London slang to mean "an abundance of".

"Ahh mate I got bare laid last night"

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Internet Laid

Getting laid on the internet

IE: cyber sex... or the act of being laid through cyber space.

SexahKitty40:Hey stud... wanna party?

(20 minutes later)

SexahKitty40:Oh my God! I just got internet laid!

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Laid up

To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.

We extended our checkout because we were laid up all morning.

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laid out

To get a buzz off of smoking a hookah

see also lemonade-out

Damn dude I am laid out off this double apple sheesha janks

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laid out

when a girl is sucking your dick and you are about to cum pull out and stomp on her foot, then when she is hopping up and down in pain cum on the floor so she slips and eats shit

"I totally laid out yo mamma last night."

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face laid

The act of getting "face action", more commonly refered to as "making out". Also when Meredeth punches you in the face.

"Dude did you get face laid last night?" "Yeah man with Caitlin, she just couldn't keep her tongue out of my mouth."

or

"I heard you got face laid last night." "Yeah man, Merideth may be small, but he knows how to throw a punch."

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Laid To Rest

When a person dies during sex!

funeral chat (I heard he died while having sex)

funeral chat (Yes and thats what we call Laid To Rest)

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