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"The missiles"
When France is going to attack with missiles they say:
"FIRE Z MISSILES"
From endoftheworld.com
"Ok, have a nap"
"THEN FIRE Z MISSILES"
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Watch out for that piss missile lane-splitting down the highway. He's gotta be doing over 140
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A Piece of shit falling from the sky usually in Modern Warfare 2. It kills everybody in sight.
Bob: What's that thing in the sky?
Jack: HOLY CRAP! It's a predator missile!
Bob: Holy SHIT! RUN!
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noun- A missile so large that if it is used on another country, it would be as if that country were being sodomized.
Person #1: Oh, Dammit, its the penis missile!!!
Homosexual w/ lisp #1: Oh, Jesus, Jesus Christ...
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A Penis Missile is a common term used for a sport motorcycle. It was derived from the more popular term Crotch Rocket.
Davey: dude check out my new motorcycle.
Shane: awesome
Davey: ya its not one of those penis missile's
Shane: Penis Missile ?
Davey: ya like a Crotch Rocket.
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One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.
These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.
Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.
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It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
A Cuban Missile
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