A penis that has recently been inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, and unwashed since. If the woman then goes down on said penis, she is sucking on an "iron popsicle."
My boyfriend and I had sex while i was on my period. Later when we went to bed i decided to suck on his penis a bit without thinking of the period-sex we had earlier and had myself an iron popsicle.
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When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.
Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..
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When you shove a handful of ice cubes up the vagina and you fuck the girl therefore making your dick a popsicle!
Hey nathan! Can I give you a Slovakian popsicle!?
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A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.
Hey timmy, it's 85 degrees out here, tell your sister to make me a tampon popsicle.
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1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.
1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."
2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."
3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."
4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"
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A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.
Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.
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Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.
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