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Floppy Popsicle

The end result of busting a mega nut. One's wiener state after launching a big wad.

I had just finished getting the posion out and your mom walked in. She saw my Floppy Popsicle and everything!

by Lil Larton November 13, 2009


Hairy Popsicle

When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.

Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..

by titty_bitch March 02, 2016


Slovakian Popsicle

When you shove a handful of ice cubes up the vagina and you fuck the girl therefore making your dick a popsicle!

Hey nathan! Can I give you a Slovakian popsicle!?

by ZARBONNER October 21, 2018


Tampon Popsicle

A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.

Hey timmy, it's 85 degrees out here, tell your sister to make me a tampon popsicle.

by MASHISHI April 29, 2009


melting popsicles

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.

1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

by Kate from California ;) August 02, 2010


Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010


nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal

Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.

by Micr0nutz January 13, 2007