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A corn haulin', stump holin', hog callin', beer swillin', pick-up truck drivin', hay stompin', pole rollin', tobacco chewin', loud mouthin', belly hangin', dawg smellin', slack jawin' nascar lovin', fat bitch fuckin' Redneck.
Hoss is a Redneck.
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If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo".
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
This is very true about rednecks. !! l0l
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Highly underestimited people. yes we may like NASCAR, hunting, and fishing and things of that sort, but we are also some of the most dependable people to count on in a tough place. Mainly because since we were raised in the South we have what you call "Southern Hospititaly" which means if someone needs help you help them as they would do the same for you if you needed it. Yes we may scrutinize against yankees and some African Americans because we don't see they're acting proper. The so-called "dumbass rednecks" most talk about are the poorly raised and uncivilized sorta that we care to catorgize as "Hillbillys". And just to let you know a redneck wrote this so this proves that sterotyping us as dumb adn unintelligent is unjust because I have just contridicted that.
Please try to get to know a person before you sterotype them as rednecks!!!!
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the guy who empties his chemical toilet into your front yard
Look at that guy emptying his chemical toilet into my frontyard.
He must be a redneck
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Comes from farmers who work in the sun and get a "red-neck". Also belived by most northerners that they do not know the difference between a hole in the floor and the hole in their ass
if you go to a family reunien looking for a girl friend... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!
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* Noun; one who is from the country, and who wants to keep it country. Oh, and you sure as hell ain't no redneck if you don't support the Rebel cause in the Civil War. Yes, some rednecks are white trash, but these rednecks are the smart ones, because they improvise with what they have. For instance, if they don't have a lot of money, and they want a pool, they steal one. Or, they get a looooot of duct tape and make a big ass circle with it.
Fred: Hey man, do you wanna go ter the fishin club ternite or tomorry, caws me and Georgina was gonna do sumfin ternite an I figgered I better clear all at up witch chu for I made plans wi' her.
Leon: Naw... at's fine. What chu and 'da little lady gots planned fer ternite?
Fred: We're gonna git her mustache shaved! It hadn't been dun in a while.
Leon: Oh...my wife got hers shave yesterdee! How bout dat!
*Jeff Foxworthy
*Larry the Cable Guy
*Bill Engvall
*Ron White
****These guys are from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but that term doesn't really fit in with the term redneck. I suppose they were being sarcastic...hmmm...
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One who lives in Colorado, owns a ford heavy duty truck, has a (mullet), and thinks that the south will rise again.
A redneck bumper sticker, "Lets nuke those Iraqie bastards to hell, none of this democratic shit..."
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