stress smoker

A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress.

-Why are you smoking Jeff?
-I'm stressed out about the gig.
-That means you're a stress smoker.

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weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.

After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.

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chain smoker

one who smokes multiple stoges in a single sitting
the act of smoking more than one cigarette

chain smokers go through a pack a day

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rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers

Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*

ex-smoker

Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.

She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.

Curry Smoker

When a Desi person acting crazy or the like, he is smoking curry.

Dat boy smoking curry! Look at that curry smoker!