God's cum sprinkled on Earth like he froze it, melted it a bit, and then sprinkled it like Paprika!
Oh my god I love snow in my mouth!
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You walk into a room.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.
Dude, your face is sticky. And white. Wait- Dude, did you get fucking SNOWED again?
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There may be snow on the moutain but there's plenty of fire in the belly!
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Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin