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To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.
Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
Jim: Dude did you hear, Jacob watched season 3 before season 2.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
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the Lyrics of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck
I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck
half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck
is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>
yay! Llama song FTW!!!
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the best skateboarder on the face of the earth. Master of the tech. Skates for almost & DVS. Named skater of the year by thrasher magazine. Also won video part of the year for his part in DVS's skate more. Born in South Korea then moved to California as a boy to persue his skating career. Famous for his friendly rivalry Rodney Mullen, founder of Almost. Famous for always wearing a beanie durning his video parts. A god livng on earth
Daewon song is the most gnar person alive
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Any song you can swing your glass to, while getting belligerently shit-faced to
Any Irish jig would serve as a bad ass DRINKING SONG!
A guy that has a big hokage. Great in hokage. Extremely hokage and hokage.
Gril: Hey Hao Song wanna hokage? I heard ur great in hokage.
Hokage: Damn hokage I am.
Dong song. This is when a man finds an excellent singer with a seven octave voice and ask him or her to perform. When the mouth is open to belt out a big note you slam your cock into their mouth throat deep. Then you pull their ears out hard so so he or she screams loudly and the vibration of the vocal cords make you squirt your love juice in their voice box.
Man 1. Dude did you see that choir girl belt out that big note in church?
Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song
A person's chosen song to commence his/her stripping routine. (I.e. a particular song one "strips" or would strip to.)
ex: *'Cassie - Me & U' starts playing from an audible distance*
Kandy(ex-stripper): "Oh my gosh! This is my stripper song!!" *Starts dancing sensually*
stripper sexysong dance strippersong