Chubby tired

When you get lazy & tired as a result of eating too much food

Jordan: "Hey man you wanna porn out later?"
Mitchel: "Nah man I'm feeling kinda chubby tired"

Shitty Tire

Another slang term for the Canadian hardware store "Canadian Tire", also known by most people as "Crappy Tire". "Shitty Tire" is used as a replacement noun in cases where the term "Crappy Tire" doesn't quite cut it anymore

Steve: "Hey, man, is your car still at Shitty Tire?"

Bill: "Yeah, they ripped all four of my tires and need to wait 2 weeks for new ones to come in, so I can't drive it until then"

Steve: "I wouldn't take my wheelbarrow to Shitty Tire"

hood tires

When replacing a tire on the side of the road in the hood, it is common courtesy to leave your discarded tire by the side of the road so that, in an emergency, future motorists can use it. This is why there are so many seemingly abandoned tires along hood roads. Also, those who are in on the secret, use these tires as markers. They indicate safe haven for hood occupants.

Each tire typically has a protection radius of approximately one mile. So the hood tires also serve as makeshift mile markers.

Oh no honey we just got a flat tire. I guess we need to call triple A.

"No hun, we are in the hood. There are bound to be a "hood tires" within walking distance."

Don't be tired

It is used when you're gonna appreciate someone's service or when you're gonna grab someone's attention and start a conversation with someone who's already busy doing something.

1- Don't be tired! I know it took you a lot of time to prepare this report.

2- Don't be tired! Can I take your time for a moment to work out the nuts and bolts of our contract?

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Balls Tired

So tired that your whole body is sagging.

(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.

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Tired Of Trying

The feeling of exhaustion one gets after prolonged duration in a difficult relationshhip.

After years of wondering where you go and what you do while you tell me there is no one else I have to say I am Tired of Trying.

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Crappy Tire

Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.

Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!

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