When your cum shoots past your nipple.
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The drunk friend who will compete in anything when they are wasted.
Karen almost lost a nipple in a barefoot street race. She is such a wasted warrior.
Deadliest Warrior is a program shown on Spike TV. The premise being to pit two warriors or a group of warriors against one another in a simulated battle. The hosts compare the two warriors/groups weapons to see which has higher killing potential. At the end, they put the results into a simulator and then act out what the battle may be like and to announce the winner of the battle, or who is the Deadliest Warrior.
The other night on Deadliest Warrior, They had the Jesse James gang fight the Al Capone gang.
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When one cums and applies it to another's face therefore the cum looks life face paint
1:Wow who's warrior paint is that!?
2:Morgan Fried's it's fresh
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The follower of a Calulus General. One exceedingly skilled in the foundations of Lebiniz and Newton. Usually armed with a TI-83 or maybe even a TInspire.
"Wow, that Calculus Warrior owned that equation."
His general should be proud.
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Penis has limited length but substantial girth
Manny is a Girth Warrior
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someone who has never served in the military, but who rah-rahs a war when it is broadcast on TV from his armchair while swilling beer. He thinks it is all a game to watch and he buys items (like T-shirts) that celebrate the war and are sold by oily corporate yuppies who want to make a few bucks off a national wave of "patriotism". Armchair warriors call that "supporting the troops" but do not think at all about the dangers inherant in war and do not want to lift a finger to help returning veterans get rehabilitation or treatment for their disabilities. They just want to see the modern day TV gladiators "kick some ass" for their amusement. They are SMFs.
Senator Bonehead voted for the war. He never served in the Armed Forces, he claimed that all the "minorities" and "little people" were doing the job for him. Every night he goes home and watches the news to see how many enmy combatants are killed. He cheers the U.S. forces on for "kicking ass" while chugging down his beer. He is a prime example of an armchair warrior.
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