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When you have the sexiest man alive as your weight loss coach, and some of the exercises he puts you through are extremely aerobic. So to speak.
Girl 1: Wow, how did you lose so much weight so fast???
Girl 2: I have the best coach! <beatific grin>
Girl 1: Oh, a Coach With Benefits, then?
A one time famous rapper, now takin it easy by bein the Coach of the "Crazy Go Nuts Universtity Dumples" Golf CLub Team. He also co-hosts a fishing show with Strong Bad. (See also Stinko Man) He is NOT a poser with an accent that gives him the reminder of his former glory.
Coach Z's Top single:
A one two! A one two! These people tried to fade me! What? What? What? WHat? What?WHat? What? I sad Down, Dang Down, Up once! Up Twice! Gone! Badda Boom! Badda Bing! Wha-WHa-What? A one-two, wha, one two!
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A metaphorical bus full of hot females.
"Looks like the hoach coach pulled in tonight"
"Two tickets for the hoach coach!"
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The Coach from HomestarRunner.com that sports a green jumpsuit, an emblem with a phat 'Z' on it, and has a horrible accent. Talents include saying "job", blowing his whistle like a train's, and his extreme butt-patting action.
"FAHORGLINGRADS!!!!!!!" - Coach Z
"Coach Z, I thought I told you to never come here again." - Strong Bad
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When somebody other than your actual coach attempts to give you tips, ideas, strategies, etc on how you can become better or how to perform something.
Real Coach: Ok, guys, run our play!
Ron: Guys, don't forget, Bobby runs around the screen and Robert passes to him... Make it a good pass Robert!
Ron's teammate: Thanks coach
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Usually is the coach of a sports team. He doesn't do any real coaching, he just sorta yells "come on guys!"...or a classic of all assistant coaches..... "let's hustle!"
Assistant Coach: Come on Billy, pick it up! hustle!!!
Billy: (picks up his speed)
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The failed abortion that looks like the default fortnite skin a retarded FUCK whos mom didnt love him
Hey coach rogers kill yourself
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