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dinosaur therapy

Dinosaur therapy is the treatment for the occasion where you have a anoying, large relentless boner and you are at school,home,ect, and you want to get rid of the boner. If you think and concentrate on dinosaurs fighting(violently) you will be pleasently be suprise the boner is GONE!!! IT WORKS!

"Man! Thanks Nick, your dinosaur therapy did the trick with my boner! I can now concentreate on more important things in life like weed and academics."

by spunkye March 1, 2009

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Music Therapy

The method of therapy by using musical means, such as guitar and piano. It lets people express and release pent up feelings by playing or listening to music.

Guy 1: Can you play guitar for me?
Guy 2: I can play, but I'm just too depressed to play right now...
Guy 1: Have you ever heard of Music Therapy? It's supposed to really help with stuff like that!

by Dude17689 November 24, 2012

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Conversion therapy

Conversion therapy is a form of brainwashing usually done as a religious practice to '' pray away the gay'' and is totally unethical and cruel. one of the more common methods is associating the gender they are attracted to with a certain thing they dislike and should be a banned thing.

Conversion therapy is not good

by March 21, 2021

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electroshock therapy

Pleasurable stimulation of the brain with beneficial therapeutic effects, often enjoyed by those afflicted by otherwise intolerable mental illnesses.

Here in this fine institution for the hopelessly depressed, patients experience the pleasure of electroshock therapy.

by CoherentDelirium December 29, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


phallic therapy

acts on the male phallus to keep it capable of being erect, large, and shiny; pertaining to the entire reproductive system, stimulating motions to excite and produce abundant output. In the female, motions on the genitalia resulting in arousal and irresistible orgasms and gushes.

My gf committed to the axiom "Use It or Lose It," always has us perform frequent phallic therapy, including kissing, jilqing, hand loving, fingering, tongue play on our genitalia resulting in vocal sounds and body twisting, pulses, and throbbing, with a final series of joyous, uncontrollable ejaculations, wettings, and gushes..

by gringo feliz March 2, 2014


gemo therapy

Gay Emo Therapy

"I need gemo therapy, I can't be depressed and gay. Gay also means happy"

by Pervert the Herbert August 11, 2023


Literary Therapy

Purposefully reading books in order to escape from your own problems, either by reading biographies about people who have had harder lives than you, or fiction to give you hope that there is something better, somewhere.

Man, I've had such a bad day, I can't believe I only got an 80% on that last exam - I'm heading to Chapters for some literary therapy. I'm sure someone in the Gaza strip has a harder life than I do.

by 521098 January 25, 2011