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A home pour is usually double the alcoholic serving size of a restaurant. For example, restaurant servings of wine are usually 5 to 6 ozs. A home serving would be 10 to 12 ozs.
Heather asked Casey about her day at work...Casey’s response: “can’t wait to get home for a home pour of Cabernet after dealing with Susan today!”
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When you are at home at going about your business in a T-shirt braless and your titties are way out front.
This weekend I was chillin and watching tv and the doorbell rang. I answered it and totally forgot I was wearing my home titties.
A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
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Thats where i live in NAMPA IDAHO!!!!!!
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What your mama gave you when she taught you table manners and social etiquitte and showed you how to behave yourself in public. Learned behavior that comes in very useful once you hit adulthood.
Mother to child who is misbehaving: Hey, boy, act like you got some home trainin'.
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A derogatory nickname for Home Depot - a reference to the flimsy construction of many of their products
My rake broke the first time I used it. Another fine product from Home Cheapo.
One that refuses to take shits at work, school, or any public establishment
Joe was a home shitter because he didn't want to shit at work where everyone could hear him shit