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(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood
Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet
Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst
A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
Man, it's been a Hughes morning!
When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun
Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow
A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.
A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.
Being a dad isn't so bad when you can start your day with a morning Blend.