max thompson

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the ledgendary max thompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good looks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!

"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.

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Connor Thompson

Penis Licker.......who also looks like a rapist/grinch/whore..........small penis

Connor Thompson lick my cooka

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Thompson Tube

A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom)

If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.

Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.

"Why is there a frozen corn dog hiding amongst his Girls Gone Wild DVDs?"

"Must be a Thompson Tube."

dildo sex toy

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emma thompson

True queen of England. Has the power to make you feel shitty just by smiling.

- person 1 : "What do you have today ? You don't look really good."
- person 2 : "I know, it's because of Emma Thompson, I've been Thompstered while watching Howard's End."
- person 1 : "Oh I hope you're gonna go through it all."

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max thompson

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the lagandary maxthompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good locks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!

"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.

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Klay Thompson

NBA Warriors player who looks like the burrito from sausage party

Dude 1: Bro did you see the new sausage party movie!?
Dude 2: Yeah! I didn't know Klay Thompson made an appearance.

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Woodstock Thompson

The Best Porn name Ever

we thought of this in church Woodstock Thompson (Good place and a last name)

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