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A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.
"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"
The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
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The best camp on the east coast with the greatest friendship that last a life time. Greatest Place ever. Most fun Ive ever Had
I am going to have an amazing summer, im going to Timber Ridge Camp!
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Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian
John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu
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A riddle that is so genius and stumping that anyone who encounters it will scream timber at the peak of their orgasm
ohhhh, oh im going to riddle me timbers till my pants are wet
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1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.
2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.
i.e. Sever Me Timbers
Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?
ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"
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