The Time

Something morons who are too lazy to spend $12 on a watch are always asking for.

Moron: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Smart person with watch: Why, yes, I do. And if you weren't such a dumbass you would too.

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the time

The Time, the motherfuckin' best band ever. Cue "Jungle Love". Was the rival band of Prince & the Revolution in Purple Rain.

Think Morris Day and Jerome.

"hallelujah! Everybody do the bird!"

"Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What."

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No time

It means NO TIME! Yeeeeoooooo!

Trav: Do you want to play WoW
Craig: NO TIME!

Dave: Want to go to the gym?
Craig: NO TIME for j00!!!!!one!!11one!!1 YEEEEOOOO!

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Time

A number of digets that tells what part of the day it is, can also be used to make events happen at a given "Time"

What time does the hockey game start? It starts at 7 O'CLOCK

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Time

The love we have for each other!!!!

I read all of our posts from an outsider’s perspective… not having an out of body experience along with hearing voices.. I swear😳
Back to where I was going with this… it is astonishing, breathtaking!!! The love we both have for each other… reading the posts you want to be loved like that, you want to love like that ❤️❤️❤️

I am so grateful I get both!!!!
We YOU!!
Until the time I can wrap my arms around and tell you I LOVE YOU!

😘🤗

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timings

When everything is against you but your mates are luck as fuck

"damn this guy oneshotted me but became absolute trash against mhgamer, he got such timings dude"

the time

when you kiss your crush

Me: Have you had "the time" yet? Friend: No, Casey was being a bitch last night.